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Who are we? Glad you asked. We’re the people over here, minding our own fucking business. You should try it sometime.

We’re not complicated. We mind our business, we expect you to mind yours, and we believe unsolicited opinions should be returned directly to sender. If you’re here looking for validation, sympathy, or a place to dump your bullshit, you’ve taken a wrong fucking turn. 

We believe everyone has a place in this world. Yours just happens to be somewhere the fuck over there.